Monthly Archive for: ‘March, 2007’

Acronyms and Truncations I Overuse

• ILL (eye el el)
• OPAC (oh pack)
• YA (why ay)
• ALA (ay el ay)
• CAP, MON, CEN, etc. (cahp, mahn, sen)
• FIC (fick)
• NF (en-eff)

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Songs I’ve Sung at Karaoke

• “Summer Lovin” - Grease Soundtrack
• “Papa Don’t Preach” – Madonna
• “You Spin Me Round” – Dead or Alive
• unknown Diana Ross song (last song of the night, for obvious reasons)

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Stuff I Think About While Brushing My Teeth

• What I’ll eat for lunch
• Whether or not I should cut my hair
• “I should use one of those Biore strips.”
• How I haven’t been to the dentist for a really long time and all of my teeth are probably

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Dangerous Professions

Students accused of poisoning teacher (KING 5 News) – two girls rubbed the edges of their teacher’s water bottle and coffee cup with strawberry lip balm, fully aware that she is extremely allergic to strawberries. The teacher survived, but I’m sure she’s …

First Official Cat Picture Post

Here’s Gus and Lola caught in the act of sleeping in the same general area. Gus looks kind of drugged up.

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